Stupid Things I Do
So this morning I decide I'm really hungry for cream of chicken and waffles so as I'm preparing said delight, Annabelle decides she's hungry again. So I get her canned dog food ready and pop it into the microwave for a few seconds to take the chill off. When I pull it out of the microwave instead of dumping it into her waiting food bowl, I dump it into my pan of soup. Eff my life.